How parents are now finding the perfect match for their kids

Sign up, and bam—first choice: Hunting a bride or groom? No fluffy “love hiking and Netflix” stuff here. Profiles scream practicality: age, college degree, salary bracket, owns a Beijing apartment (gold star!), car keys (bonus), divorce history (red flag?), and “ready to wed by 2027?” Parents geek out over school awards—like that national English Olympiad win—or zodiac compatibility (no Rooster-Dragon clashes, please). Hobbies? Personality? Meh, optional. It’s like job hunting for your heart: assets first, vibes later. This setup turns dating into a parental job fair, where “stable provider” trumps “soulmate spark.” Hilariously pragmatic—because nothing says eternal love like a property deed.